

You're looking for a memorable activity for your team.
And a night of music, comedy, or axe-throwing will definitely leave your folks entertained. And maybe in need of some ice packs from the axe-throwing.
But a night of irreverent tarot will leave them transformed.
These readings combine the mysticism and insight of traditional oracle readings with the silliness and absurdity of cards
like “Florida Man” and “Lactose Intolerance.”
Equal parts humor and heart.
Each reading helps the person with a clear pathway forward about whatever's currently stuck in their life. Their marriage. Their health. Their career. And their shady mechanic.
Especially their shady mechanic.
Take the journey into an experience your group will be raving about for years.
"Geoff lit up CultureCon and I had the opportunity to experience one of his incredible tarot card readings for myself.
Before we ever touched the cards, Geoff took time to understand where I am now, where I’m headed, and a little about me as a human. He is incredibly easy to talk to, asks thoughtful questions, and most importantly, real
"Geoff lit up CultureCon and I had the opportunity to experience one of his incredible tarot card readings for myself.
Before we ever touched the cards, Geoff took time to understand where I am now, where I’m headed, and a little about me as a human. He is incredibly easy to talk to, asks thoughtful questions, and most importantly, really listens.
I walked away from Geoff’s reading feeling incredibly seen, but just as importantly, I had SO much fun. His cards are wildly creative, his ability to connect is genuine, and his approach creates space for both reflection and laughter.
I spent the rest of CultureCon telling anyone who would listen, “You HAVE to go get a reading from Geoff!”
- Vanya B.
PlayInnove'
"After my reading, I walked away thinking about it for days. Not because of any one prediction, but because of how present he was the whole time. Warm, sharp, relatable. If you're looking for a reading that's genuinely insightful and not just performance, Geoff is your guy. I left our time together with more clarity than I walked in with
"After my reading, I walked away thinking about it for days. Not because of any one prediction, but because of how present he was the whole time. Warm, sharp, relatable. If you're looking for a reading that's genuinely insightful and not just performance, Geoff is your guy. I left our time together with more clarity than I walked in with, and more importantly, a new connection that I fully intend to keep."
- Renee W.
Duke Energy Corporation
"Geoff's readings are able to shift your mindset in a way you can't even imagine. He helps you see your problems from a new perspective and the cards are a great touch with humor. The readings are fun but stay with you for a long time afterwards. He's my go-to whenever I feel stuck with anything. 10/10."
- Brittinay S.
Stator Integration Labs
"Geoff's tarot reading combined creativity in his unique cards, surprisingly accurate statements of challenges I'm facing, and actionable insights on actions to address them. Geoff's personality provided appropriate observations and great fun!"
- Hope W.
Amazon
Up to 20 guests • 90 minutes
One-on-one and small-group readings, personally delivered throughout.
Best for: VIP delegations, small executive offsites, embassy receptions.
Up to 50 guests • 2 - 3 hours
Continuous readings plus a guided volunteer moment and MC'd framing — all delivered solo.
Best for: Corporate offsites, association evenings, delegation closing dinners.
No guest limit • Full day of readings
Same solo delivery, structured in rotation so every guest gets a real moment, even at scale.
Best for: Large conferences, major delegation events.
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Prior to creating the Joe Blow Tarot™ deck, I spent over a decade coaching everyone from NFL stars to CEO's to flight attendants on how to deliver heartfelt, funny and memorable performances for their big life moments.
Now, I'm on a journey to help your people achieve those same moments and more through cards like, "The Waffle House Cook"
Prior to creating the Joe Blow Tarot™ deck, I spent over a decade coaching everyone from NFL stars to CEO's to flight attendants on how to deliver heartfelt, funny and memorable performances for their big life moments.
Now, I'm on a journey to help your people achieve those same moments and more through cards like, "The Waffle House Cook" and "The Guy Who Wears a Suit to Take Out The Trash."
As a 7x author, songwriter and creator of the Notworking Experience, my passion is exploring the intersection of spirituality and satire; showing how taking life less seriously is the greatest path to clarity and fulfillment.
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